Sunday, September 26, 2010

WAKE UP

Update your damn site, Yahtzee, you lazy cunt. You don't even have to think of anything witty if you're so tired. Fine, last week's ZP was Metroid: Other M. It's shit.


And there was a special bonus video this week I did for the Video Game Voter's Network. It's not shit.


Now leave me alone, I'm having a sleep.

25 comments:

  1. and how much did they pay you for your endorsement, Mr. Croshaw?

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  2. I thought the Metroid Other M review was hilarious. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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  3. Pretty sure he meant more along the lines of, "That game is shit.", not "The review sucks the asses of a thousand Norwegian lumberjacks."

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  4. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't Australia one of the few "Western" nation that doesn't have a constitutional (or even statutory) guarantee of free speech?

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  5. All your reviews are awesome. I know you don't particularly care for JAY ARE PUH GUHS, but you should totally review Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4.

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  6. ... Jay Are Puh Guhs? Don't you mean 'Jay Are Pee Gee'?

    And let's make this as abundantly clear as possible: he's far too busy to review any games that are over a year old.

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